Let's make it clear, I hate the dentist. I hate almost everything about it; the smell, the people, the pain, the chair.. it all makes me feel uncomfortable. Which is why when I do visit it always means a long appointment and some time in their chair. But whilst in that chair, your mind wanders....
- I mean that's just an x-ray of my teeth I have no idea what you're pointing at
- Why are you trying to hide, I know you have a needle
- And what are all these other torture instruments for?
- I can't take a deep breath you are in my mouth
- Why do I need bug goggles?
- If this chair keeps going back I am going to slip off the edge
- If I pass out, will you carry on and just wake me when it's done?
- Where do I put my hands?
- Does there really need to be two of you in my mouth, I can't have that many teeth
- Why are you wearing a spit shield?
- Oh that's why
- Why is there a hoover going in my mouth.. surely I need some of that?
- Where do I put my tongue?
- Annnnnd your hoover is stuck to my cheek
- This ceiling is ugly
- If I was a dentist I would definitely put entertainment on the ceiling
- OWWWWW
- You are so close to me, I'm glad you don't smell
- This chair could not be going back up slower
- How long do I rinse for? The whole cup
- I don't know what you're saying the blood is returning to my ears... and now my legs
- How much?
- I am going to brush my teeth 16 times a day so I never have to come back here!
What are your thoughts on the dentist?
Make sure you check out my last post all about the rebrand parTea for Bluebird tea, which is now Bird & Blend
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